Boo fuckin' hoo. Life's been so hard for dis niggress, wit stealin' from moar worthy individuals a coveted spot @ an Ivy League Skrull t'rough ape-firmative-action, gettin' a made-up job @ da University o' Chicago Hospital job dat was eliminated when Bathhouse Barry became president & now, seein' dat she's da Furst Wookie, travelin' da world o'er...
